In 1993, the first vampire emerged into the world…
He had no powers. Just an iron constitution and icky dining habits. Bram Stoker fans were gravely disappointed. A whole sub-genre of entertainment vanished. Sparkly vampires were never willed into existence.
The vampires took their ‘proper’ place at the bottom of the societal heap. Nothing happened for 27 years.
Then Seraphine Sautereau had a shitty day at work.
A comedy-horror vampire series in weekly episodes.
Laugh in bite-sized chunks.
Read the first 3 episodes on Kindle Vella totally free.
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RATED
S L U V
Sex, but only the funny kind
Language
Unrelenting Wordplay
Vampires doing vampire-y things
Series Two, Stomping Along
Sera is a god. Or the devil. Definitely one of the two. Both are in the habit of removing inconvenient sorts from inconvenient places. Sera does that now… and the power feels AMAZING.
Her best friend is alive. That’s good.
Her best friend’s doofus tripod of a boyfriend is also alive. Less good.
Now what? Perhaps a tussle with some sirens would be fun.
But first, Sera has a crisis to deal with. The undead old bastard may actually be un-dead.
That would change everything.
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When you’re done there, check out Tyler’s other work at tylerjyates.com. Asta Harridan doesn’t have a website because she likes to be mysterious ‘n shit.
